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[-] [email protected] 127 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

People always argue that -num isn't a legitimate way for the name of an element to end, but I never see you guys talking about Platinium.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

All words are made up and language isn't real

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Then we also need to talk about Sodum, Potassum, Magnesum, Plutonum, Uranum, Cadmum, Chromum, Titanum and a bunch more. Why should Aluminum be the outlier?

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago
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[-] [email protected] 69 points 1 month ago

Team aluminum all the way. A higher up where I work is obsessed with stainless steel, he gets these monstrous heavy duty tables made out of SS that hold objects 1/3 of their weight. Makes lab rearranging a nightmare lol.

[-] [email protected] 93 points 1 month ago

STEEL IS AN ALLOY, YOU PHILISTINE

[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago

The actual aluminium that people work with in actual real life are also alloys.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Your heresy is forgiven because you used the superior spelling of the metal in question.

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

Aluminum is where it's at, and where it is, is everywhere.

Your cans? Aluminum. Your car? Mostly aluminum. Old wiring, you better believe that's aluminum. Your fucking phone screen is aluminum, sand paper is aluminum, half the birth stones are all aluminum let's fucking goooo baybee

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[-] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago

Two punches for calling it Aluminium

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Us Americans are too excited about making stuff with our Uh-loo-min-um that we just skip pronouncing some of the vowels

[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago

Guy that named it called it Aluminum

Weirdo types that decided they were in charge of naming things decided to name it Aluminium so it "matched" the likes of other metals like titanium, iridium, etc

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And thanks for that. Aluminum is a stupid ass name.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Guy that named it called it Aluminum, Alumium, and Aluminium. Aluminium stuck, even in the US.

Then some weirdo types decided they were in charge of naming things in the US decided it needs to be Aluminum. It took them about 50-90 years to succeed.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

IKR I'm so glad I can pronounce Aluminum the right way.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Aluminum is F grade allomantic material.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

unless you need to block the allomancy

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Always been more of an iridium man myself

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Not as bad as those osmium-heads, plus we've got sparkle and color!

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

dwarf fortress taught me that aluminum is basically mithril

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

That's because the only way to get aluminum, historically, was to find nuggets of it. The process for extracting it from bauxite wasn't invented until the mid to late 1800s. This is reflected in Dwarf Fortress, as aluminum metal has the same value as platinum and bauxite is a near-worthless construction material.

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Love a good ferromagnetic metal but how about that electric conductivity of copper

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I can't think of many things you encounter every day that just use straight iron. Only alloys that use iron

Meanwhile, you'll use very pure aluminum all the time

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

You as a human use pure iron. But non-animate objects, yeah mostly alloys

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Uh, I hate to break it to you, but literally all the iron in the human body is either part of a protein or bound to other molecules. It's not an alloy per se, but it isn't exactly pure iron

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Non drinkable metals are just lame. You cannot even make a good cocktail without Mercury or Gallium.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Every metal is drinkable as a hot soup

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

He's right, though. I can't think of a metal more versatile than aluminium

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I saw something the other day where a dude talking about a car they were fixing up said they used aluminum for the finish because it looked better than steel and I'm just like "that sounds like how I've heard girls prefer eggshell to off-white. They're the same color!"

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Car guys are just the male equivalent of horse girls

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Team Stainless Steel all the way. Strong and tougher than that weak aluminum shit.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

...anodised aluminium beats stainless steel in every application except hardness...

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

You... aluminum-loving sonofabitch.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

At least we can all agree that diamond is the hardest metal.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Dragonforce is the hardest metal known to man, it is the metal you use to break diamond

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Pretty sure neutron star matter is the hardest metal buddy

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Soft ass non-magnetic piece of shit aluminum

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

I still can't believe there's people pronouncing it aluminium instead of aluminium

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

You do realise that aluminium (ium) is not spelled the same as aluminum (um) ? It's not a case of the same letters being pronounced two different ways

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Don’t get me started on titanium! 🙄

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Titanium is awesome, though. Has similar corrosion properties to aluminum (in that it only oxidizes on the surface), is similar in strength to iron/steel, but is only about 60% of the weight iron. So it's lighter.
Plus if you mix in molybdenum and I think some nickel, you can have yourself a very long lasting spring that won't sag like steel springs after several years.
Main downside is it's so expensive compared to iron :(

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Can confirm Rust is superior!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

All the Simpsons fans out there know how great Zinc is.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Together they are thermite!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Thorium master race.

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