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Ken M on love-making (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 134 points 3 months ago (53 children)

For the love of God can't we just make sex work legal, take the shame out of it, and STOP associating it with massage? PLEASE?!?

I've been a massage therapist for almost 20 years now and have got the point where the sex jokes hit with about the same impact as asking the cashier if something is free if the item doesn't scan at the register. I work in hospice, and not 3 weeks ago I had a patient's brother in law giggle and ask me if I gave his sister in law a happy ending. My inside voice said "no, sorry, she's still breathing so she has to keep dealing with you" while my outside voice pretended not to hear the comment.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 3 months ago (2 children)

"Happy Endings" ironically being a great name for a hospice.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Oof

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Hill, in his tribute, recalled one funny interaction that occurred when Sean Lock called him from a hospice.

“I asked him what it was like, and he said: ‘It’s OK actually and the sex is amazing,’” Hill wrote.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 months ago (9 children)

Not that it's that common I'm sure, but my university girlfriend's best friend could think herself to orgasm. She inspired me to try it, and I've come (haha!) pretty close over the years, but never quite there. Might be because I'm a guy. It's certainly not going to happen in my current middle-age.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Woman here. I've had sexy dreams that led to me waking up while having a real orgasm, though I wasn't touching myself or anything.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Guy here, it happens in dreams too, but never that I could do that just from thinking

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Oh it’s a thing that can be done by some people, maybe even most, though very few can without training. The human brain is both very susceptible to inputs and the thing that controls physiological responses. I know training this is a pretty common goal among hypnosis fetishists

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Here we have proof that ten years ago Facebook was still comedy heaven.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago

Ken M was peak

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago (2 children)

My sister was drying out some mushrooms and it made the whole apartment smell like cum, which made me horny AF and almost bring me to orgasm just smelling it for so long.

Does that make me a... Fungi? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No, just a Fun Guy.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Brilliant... Totally didn't see that coming

(it's double entendre Thursday down here in the southern hemisphere, btw)

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago

The Man, The Myth, The Legend…Ken M.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Or, according to Dune author Frank Herbert, from watching a man climb a mountain. (See Heretics of Dune)

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago (6 children)

To be fair, not a single character in the Dune universe is a regular human. They're the equivalent of those plum-sized GMO strawberries at the grocery store.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago

You just gave me a new headcanon: the entire dune universe is just tiny people. The worms are normal sized worms being ridden by very small fremen

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Yes, I choose to believe she was rubbing one out with her prehensile clitoral hood.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (5 children)

one hell of a comment

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Better, stronger, and with additional erogenous zones in the largest sexual organ, the brain!

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Lmao those books got real weird after Children of Dune

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Lmao I was flabbergasted until I realized it was Ken M

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Who is Ken M?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago

The standard by which all trolls are measured and found inadequate.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

A legendary teller of truths.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (2 children)

We are all able to achieve sexual climax on this BLESSED day!

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

According to reliable pictures I've seen online, a lot of women can achieve orgasm through salad alone.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

"Really? Right in front of my salad?"

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Ken M strikes me as the type who should never be left unattended in any room that has a vacuum cleaner in it.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So, uh, what article is this? Asking for a friend

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Everyone loves a little horsey surprise

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Usually just flip on some Murder She Wrote when I need to get my Dick in the mood. Been married 43 years come November.

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