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Doesn't understand birth control pills (lemmy.wtf)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You gotta use different colors to censor names. I can use context clues for this one, but some of these get crazy

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe they are schizophrenic

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

They also didn't censor the name in the reply.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why would you need to take it every morning

Because, like many women, if I don't, I'll just bleed to death. Which, while extremely metal, is a real rough way to die.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And your out-of-control uterus might cause polyps growth and scar tissue on other internal organs adjacent to it and damage everything, including itself!

Which is how I personally justify being a birth control-consuming whore.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Damn whores and their

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Wanting to live!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Oh please tell me this continues

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

In case someone as dumb as this person rapes her. Because she sure doesn't want to have a baby with him.