John Wayne toilet paper. Rough, tough, and doesn't take shit off of anyone.
Funny story: My sister was bitching about the shit TP at college and that they had just bought a 20-year supply. Guess what I was wiping my ass with 13-years later.
I'm gonna guess tp. Otherwise your school is really fucked up.
So she was stealing toilet paper from her school and bringing it to you?
With your sister? No kinkshaming, but that's something different
Some how both the thinnest and roughest thing ever made. Like wiping your ass with silk glass
Or office tp
First read that as School of Toilet Paper.
Trust me, the tp doesn't get better after school. Best tp I've ever used from an institution was my college, which was basically 3 ply Scott's
