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[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It is important to note that when Yellowstone erupts, it won't pop like a pimple, Mt. Saint Helens style. A Yellowstone eruption will likely be lava coming to the surface. It is still devastating, and it will destroy the natural habitat and likely kill most animals that refuge there, but it won't kill the planet.

EDIT: You still want that beer though. An eruption might affect hops production in places like Idaho.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I'm going to use the ash to make a volcanic ash ipa

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Tastes scratchy, just like mom used to make

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I just want a beer because it tastes great

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Right? I'm sober, but I honestly miss beer because I enjoy the taste, not for the alcohol content.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Athletic Brewing Company is a brewery that only does non-alcoholic beers, and they're pretty tasty. I recommend their Kölsch and their Weat-Coast IPA.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'll have to see if they have distributors in my area. Thank you!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Plus one for athletic. They are awesome. You could "trick" someone into thinking they had a normal beer with those, they taste so much like beer.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I hate to be that guy, but...

(who am I kidding, I very much enjoy being that guy)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Have the beer anyway though, you might well get hit by a car tomorrow.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

that guy

Um, that guy that says old folks believe everything they read on Facebook, then links some random YouTuber

Just being 'that guysquared'

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I mean, he cites his sources at the very least.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is one of those things that has me metronome between anxious and calm. On one hand, freak out because it could happen. On the other, man life is so simple, and it's worth laughing at my other stressors because it could just all be done and over tonorrow

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

it's one of the last things you should worry about, it's extremely unlikely to happen and when it does happen it'll apparently just vomit up a bunch of lava rather than exploding.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

2024 - World population: 8 Billion.
1974 - World population: 4 Billion.

So, it would take us back to 1974?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

But far less groovy, baby

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

When when deciding whether or not to smoke one more bowl