I'm can't remember the name but the dude on the right definitely rings a bell.

I prefer just this:

Are you wondering "who's that guy in the photo on the right?"

The answer will SHOCK you!

Damn, I forgot to feed the dog

This rings a bell...

For any struggling students out there. This works on humans too :)

You ever heard about the South Bend shovel slayer? That’s him. Back in ‘58 he murdered his whole family and half the people on the block… with a snow shovel. Been hiding out in this neighbourhood ever since! Not enough evidence to convict. They never found the bodies. Now it’ll just be a matter of time before he does it again.

He walks up and down the streets every night, salting the sidewalks. You see that garbage can full of salt? That’s where he keeps his victims. The salt turns to bodies… Into mummies…

Look out!

Oh, I know that guy, that's Rice Pilav.