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Do not drink the battery juice
(lemmy.blahaj.zone)
but, it has electrolytes?!
Batteries got what humans crave!
It's the one and only true energy drink
Wait its lithium
Was this an actual quote from Scott's tots?
As we live and breath
It's what plants crave!
It says it can lead to health issues... Not that it will... soooo.....
How is this not already a top-selling juice box/energy drink can?
Edit: call it MotörOil
You can't tell me what to do.
Fine, I don't want it anyway. I have this bone hurting juice to drink.
BRB
Edit
Owwie oof my bones
Everyone knows that the glow stick juice is where it's at.
It's got what rave baes crave
If we're not supposed to drink it then why is there a straw?
The fun police are at it again!
DON'T FAUCI ME WHAT TO DO!
This stuff is bangin
GOOD NEWS! BATTERY JUICE!
But... just a little? As a treat?
No! Highly Toxic! Health issues!
Welp, there goes my plans for the evening 🤷
too late
"Big juice doesn't want you to know this simple trick"
But what about battery hurting juice?
Where can I get some battery juice? Suddenly have a craving.
this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2024
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