Apparently it works retroactively and now you are on Windows.
this post was submitted on 16 Jul 2024
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Oh man, that would be a hell of an easter egg if it cleared your terminal and pretended to be a dos prompt
"ruin dev" is redundant; that's the default behavior.
Nothing, it's already ruined(!)
dev.ruin()!
SyntaxError: Unexpected ! operator
No, it's an order!
Understood
Your code will be minified and your git history deleted
Npm ruined dev long before you tried this.
believe it or not, jail.
We have the best deployment pipeline in the world, because of jail.
i think the dev is already ruined having to use npm
Security people will say so.
You'll be forced to use only Windows forever.
It's an alias to start the upgrade to Windows 11... you thought you were being careful all those months dodging the Windows 11 upgrade button but you've done it now! Get ready for an objectively worse OS!
Considering "being ruined" is a state, and not a scale, the dev is already ruined, because it's not Linux.
You forgot to run npm edge dev first
deploys your code to your dev environment
Did you get four hundred thousand viruses?
Computer over?
Virus = very yes?
That's not a good prize!
Hi Strong Bad
NPM ruin dev is a new advanced feature that endorses opinionated "extreme programming" techniques. First it gets to work rebuilding node_modules, but with all the least compatible module versions in order to accelerate testing. It also minifies your .js code in place, to save you some CPU cycles later. Lastly, it squashes your entire git history on all branches, to save space.
It also tries to do rm -rf / to save more space, but in this case it's a futile attempt
You may have to switch to a proper operating system to redeem yourself.
Hope you didn't have the repository URL in your package.json... otherwise it'll be gone now.
The NPM gods will smite you for using CMD instead of PowerShell.
NPM on Windows, it doesn't matter anymore.
Yeah you’re gonna need a new dev environment. That one’s toast.
Same thing.
Your .env with production credentials is now up on a public repo
MCP: Already there, Hun! END OF LINE.
You should press backspace. 😉
Its an alias, so no problem.
Microsoft is way ahead of you