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"English, motherfucker! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Yippee-Ki-Yay, Motherfucker!"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Now I have a machine gun.... ho...ho...ho

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago

Mama always said, life was like a box of chocolates!

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"One ring to rule them all..."

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago

"It's just a flesh wound"

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago

“YOU SHALL NOT PASS!”

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

“Surely you can’t be serious.” “I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.”

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

Wilson!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You killed my father. Prepare to die.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit. I did not hit her. I did naaaht.

Oh hi Mark.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Quite frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

"THIS. IS. SPARTA."

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Merry Christmas you filthy animal! And an happy new year!"

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

You can't handle the truth!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears... in rain"

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

"Say hello to my little friend!"

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The first rule of....

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (5 children)

That’s just like, your opinion man

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

"And my axe!"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you’re gonna get.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

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Be excellent to each other!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

I'm not locked in here with you...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

“Uh dude, where’s my car”

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Alright, alright, alright.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Game over man!

One ping, only.

Yer a wizard, Harry

Hey, you guys!!

Nazis, I hate these guys.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

There’s no place like home

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)
  • Inconceivable!
  • They're heeere.
  • We're gonna need a bigger boat.
  • Nobody puts baby in a corner.
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  • I'm Batman
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Tis but a flesh wound.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I see you shiver with antici…..

pation

And as this post sorely misses classic romcom:

  • I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her
  • Don't you love New York in the fall? It makes me wanna buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address. On the other hand, this not knowing has its charms.
  • peeeeeecaaaaaaaaaan piiiiiiieeeeeee
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Do you feel lucky, punk? Well? Do ya?

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