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[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Two new squares appear. H9 and A0. Each contains a portal to the other.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Against all probability a sperm whale is called into existence along side a bowl of petunias several miles above the surface of the chess board.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A full set of red pieces are placed on the board on random squares.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Communist Invasion

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

A changelog of this week's moves appears in B4

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

GDI construction yard builds a power plant in H4

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Are we going for a Mammoth Tank at some point?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

The white pieces permanently rename themselves into the black pieces.

The black pieces permanently rename themselves into the pink pieces.

They refuse any moves directed at their deadnames.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Run those rules sequentially, every piece is a pink piece.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Didn’t think of that, i had it the other way around originally and thought the flow was better this way,

The flow of anarchy surely is.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

The two rice corns start to play a smaller game of chess against each other

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

The knights all unionise and start a protest

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Both Black Knights do the Cha-Cha Slide

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

A giant takes a bite out of the chessboard

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The board is now injera and is flooded with various Ethiopian stews and vegetable dishes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

That sounds delicious.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

both kings enter a suicide pact and capture each other

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

It's just a jump to the left...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

A knight on each size moves to an open field and grow to be 2x their original size.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Black Knight to G0 for the check

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Zerg Invasion

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

The Doctor arrives on h2

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I'm putting Teya in a face-down position

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Construct more pylons

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Both kings get afflicted with explosive diarrhea

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 months ago

One knight becomes Pinkie Pie.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 months ago

Each piece moves one square up, wrapping around to the start it they are at the end of the board.