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I don't know... seems expensive. In my experience, my face is more than enough and I got that for free.
No king your face is not as effective as the truck it has 100% to a face rate is 50% at best
Really? Maybe the problem was my personality all along...
No the effect you can self criticism means you r good on that department and i know some ugly mtf with shit personality have more more relationships then they should I think it's confidence my friend
It's not supposed to look like that up close reality is just glitching and showing the far away model at every view distance
Funnily enough, in the military they have those big thick glasses they call BCG which stands for "Birth Control Glasses"
I saw one with a boat in tow the other day and all I could think about was how much I wished someone would try and use it as a submersible and leave us land dwellers alone.
My wife called me two days ago saying "GUESS WHAT'S FUCKING BEHIND ME!". She was nearly home, and told me to run to the front window and look down the street toward the intersecting road. She turned onto our street, and moments later that stupid piece of shit went zooming by on the main road. I couldn't believe it. It was even dumber in person. I was so delighted she helped make that sighting happen, though.
you mean women are not attracted to rich men, really ?
I'm not for one. I'd like someone mature financially, but rich people are all narcissistic.
A woman married me, so apparently not always.
We've had the pocket protector for decades.
Calculator wristwatches
They're shit cars but gatekeeping manhood is even shittier
No it isnt
Yes it is
My manhood isnt affected at all by this. The "truck" is definitely shittier.
Hmm. Normally I'd be inclined to agree, but this really doesn't feel like it's punching at men or manliness. It's more just saying no one will find you attractive if you have a cybertruck. And we all know you can be a man as well as completely unfuckable at the same time.
"You will not get laid" is sorta the basic insult directed at men.
Only because we associate sexuality and "getting laid" with manhood. They aren't the same. Are asexual men less men? No one's gatekeeping manhood in this image, they're gatekeeping sexuality.
But we do associate it with manhood. Until we move on from that mindset, it is an attack on someone's manhood
We are not moving on today apparently, though a few above tried.
Well I wouldn't have expected us to make a societal change in a day
Societal change starts with the individual. If one person today has changed their views, it's a step.
I'm not doubting that, I'm just saying "we" as a society still associates the ability to get laid with manliness. And that's not changing anytime soon
And the way we move on from that is by each of us, individually, deciding that's not an attack on manhood.
Right, but to see the difference takes time. Some people are more hung up on the current view than others.
It is not gatekeeping manhood, buying a Cybertruck is a clear sign that the man lacks common sense and has more money than brains, two very important red flags. The only women he will attract are the kind that like men with more money than brains. She is just setting her standards high.
I saw one in person for the first time yesterday. I didn't think it was possible, but it is even uglier in person. I had to look at the driver to see what kind of person would buy that and to see if he felt shameful.
We saw one in person last week and couldn't stop laughing at how ridiculous it looked.
To me, the Cybertruck looks like someone put a fiberglass shell over an El Camino for a bad straight-to-video 1980s Mad Max ripoff.
Like this sort of thing, from the movie appropriately titled Battletruck:
I think the cybertruck is birth control, as I assume no woman would get close to a guy with that car
Yes, that is the joke.
TBH it would be funnier without the image of the Cybertruck. Then the punchline would be a surprise.
Yeah, choose cybertruck over Jessica.
Solves all problems.
What is the relation between those two things lol
Is this a serious question?
Yes I was tired and missed the joke, but now I see it lol
Frankly the downvotes are even funnier because of how stupid the whole thing is, gotta admit
Jessica only procreates with men who have nicer cars.
It's stupid, but it suggests buying a cyber truck is its own form of birth control.
Nothing signals ones distaste for Musk more than tweeting about it on his platform.
Thats obviously from mastodon, not twitter.
Oh, you're right