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[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 months ago

Ken M strikes again

[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 months ago

Damn I forgot about Ken

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

and we’ll return the favor with our fleet of well-maintained Boeing aircraft

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Those doors are pretty heavy… you drop one on a modern ~~aluminum~~ aluminium warship form 30000 feet up and you’ll do some damage.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

~~30000 feet~~ 9100 metres

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

~~9100 meters~~ 910 American football fields

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

10 meter per field, is this football for toddlers?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I’m American, I can’t math. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

God I just realized I miss the Ken M subreddit. An absolute legend of a troll. The profile pic and horseysurprise.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

GOOD point.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The Brits are still salty over those teas thrown over at Boston Harbour.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

So is the tea.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (3 children)

from UK perpective they didn't give a fuck about america, there was a lot's of more important things happening there than some country rebelion

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Yes, we beat the Germans in 1966 and people still won’t shut up about that…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Is that you, Ken?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Bullshit. The war went on for 8 years, not even counting the French and Indian war before it or the war of 1812. King George was very committed in defeating and later reconquring America. He sent hundreds of ships just to retake New York in the Revolution, the largest fleet move in history up to that time IIRC. Yes there were other conflicts, many caused by France at the time but that statement is flat out false.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Bah. We would merely invoke Article 5, making any attack on us an attack on the UK itself.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Happy Tory independence day! (hopefully)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Ken M I love you but the UK celebrates the Banking and Financial Dealings Act. Multiple times a year.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Wait. Ken M is British? Edit: Floridian

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

We are all British on this blessed day.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I love the American "patriot" with the Warhammer 40k emperial flag as profile picture.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

still rule the high seas

The US has the biggest naval fleet in the world

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Remember this date (and every 4th of July since 1776) on next election. Almost no election ever changed existing systems. Revolting did.