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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

I have one from a band called Massie that says "you work hard, I'll be sexy".

Makes me laugh every time.

I also have a t-shirt with a purple teddy bear under a paragraph of text telling a nihilist horror story in broken english about that teddy bear as if he were a real person.

Both winners.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Surely not everyone was King Fu fighting"

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/surely-not-everybody-was-kung-fu-fighti

And the other one

"Yes but where on Eileen?"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Hahah, Those are both good, but I think the Kung Fu Fighting one is more my style.

"Surely not everybody..."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I like Bluey and metal, so this shirt is perfect for me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Haha, awesome, that rocks!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I have a t shift with a magpie on it that says "it's spring time you're fucked".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Oh that is goooood

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I got one I really liked a few months ago from Microcenter that says

Run CMD

C:\

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (4 children)

What is the joke? The smiley?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It’s a play on the rap group “Run DMC” and instead “Run CMD” which is running Command Prompt on Windows which shows the C:\ while it waits for you to enter your command.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Ah okay, thank you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

It's not a smiley.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

Man, you be illin'

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Without any text. Just plain single color shirts. Loose ones.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I have the "MUSIC ⚡ BAND" T-shirt from this 30 Rock scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiOMbqPHFwo

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Oooh solid. Nice

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I bought it in a physical anarchist store, but if you Google "NASA ACAB" tons of stuff comes up.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Hahaha! Oh man yea that's good

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My blue screen of death t-shirt, I have it on right now underneath my denim jacket. Was lucky to find it in woman's medium, usually it's sold as man's XL.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Haha, nice, that sounds pretty good.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Passed an old guy on a hike yesterday who was greeting everyone he passed happily.
His t-shirt said Bad Mood.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Haha, nice.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Do you have a favorite so far?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Not necessarily my favorite shirt, but there's a picture there of a shirt that says "I'm going to hell, but at least all my friends are there", worn by a woman with no bra and pierced nipples poking through the shirt and a case of Bush's Baked Beans in the background. It's just a hell of a vibe all around 🤣

Edit: here

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Ha, yeah that's a vibe. Can't hate it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

The one with the 4 holes in it (one at the top, one at the bottom, two at the sides). I find it rather convenient.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Comfortable and appropriate.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't have a lot of T-Shirts anymore, but my favourite is probably one from a youth club in eastern Germany with Boss "MyName" (but the wrong spelling) on the back, and the logo of my late father's long bankrupt company as a sponsor on the front.

It's funny, but more in a nostalgic way.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

Very cool, thanks

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Not a real t-shirt but it needs to be

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I loose-fitting but not too large shirt that does an above average job of wicking sweat away. It’s also one of my shorts that I can’t get greasy and not care about.

I probably bought it for $35 in a 3 pack.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You can have a single color t-shirt be very flashy, as long as it's the brightest shade of lime green you can think of. That's what I have, and my mom hates it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hahahaha, Those are real out loud in the world has.

I identified with this statement.

I'm so happy for you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"You've got to be seen to get noticed." -Trip Tucker

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Apparently I'm only ever seen with that lime green t-shirt.