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George Santos launches OnlyFans account to share ‘full behind the scenes access’ (www.yahoo.com)

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[-] [email protected] 89 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This is solid not the onion article. I'm pleased.

Edit: I thought it said Soros, not Santos, one was way crazier than the other.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Don't worry, he'll just use another one of his names for another account with adult content...

https://www.mediaite.com/opinion/a-complete-ish-ranking-of-the-many-many-lies-and-fabrications-of-george-santos/

Check #9...

"9. What the f*** is his name?

As far as we can tell, the names Santos has used over the years include the one he used on the 2022 ballot, George Santos, as well as Anthony Santos, Anthony Devolder, George Devolder, George Anthony Devolder, George A.D. Santos, George Anthony Santos-Devolder, and Anthony Zabrovsky."

Edit: Of course he could just pull a new name out of his ass.. 😂

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Art Vandelay...

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

He's starting an only fans......thats not the only thing he'll be pulling out of his ass!

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

👀 To what?!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Full access to scenes of his behind.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

Kids, always have a trade you can fall back on.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

I think I can speak for everyone: no, thank you.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Low rent Jonah Goldberg kink havers in shambles at this comment 😂

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Get out of here with these advertisements

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Finally!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Shit.

Now I’m gonna have to change the joke about where they go to work when they can’t make it in politics…

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Well, if you fail at running a casino, you try again. If you fail twice, you try again. If you fail again, you become the 45th president and go INTO politics....

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

And when you fail at politics….

(Used to make jokes about OF….)

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Who is interested ?

this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2024

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