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George Santos launches OnlyFans account to share ‘full behind the scenes access’ (www.yahoo.com)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Shit.

Now I’m gonna have to change the joke about where they go to work when they can’t make it in politics…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Well, if you fail at running a casino, you try again. If you fail twice, you try again. If you fail again, you become the 45th president and go INTO politics....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

And when you fail at politics….

(Used to make jokes about OF….)