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[–] [email protected] 129 points 5 months ago (38 children)

Your mistake is in framing landlord as a job.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Owning a property is not a job but maintaining one can be. If you don't own the property then that'd just be called being a janitor.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Janitors are cleaners. Typically the people who maintain apartments are called maintenance workers, handymen, or (old fashioned) superintendent. Sometimes property manager, if they also handle renting it out.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

We often just call them janitors here, I bet the vernacular changes from place to place. But cleaners are often separate, janitors do maintenance work and cleaners do cleaning work

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

Definition of janitor:

one who keeps the premises of a building (such as an apartment or office) clean, tends the heating system, and makes minor repairs

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/janitor

a person employed to take care of a large building, such as a school, and who deals with the cleaning, repairs, etc.

Or

a person whose job is to clean and take care of a building

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/janitor

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[–] [email protected] 75 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What poor service. Definitely not going to tip him at the end of the month, that's for sure.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

But the end-of-quarter bonus is still on the table, right?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm autistic and flub things up like that sometimes. I tell people that I have a photogenic memory. They'll often ask, "Don't you mean a photographic memory?" to which I reply "No, a photogenic memory. Yeah, I have a beautiful mind."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

What does a photogenic memory mean?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Photogenic: Looks good in photographs; attractive

Memory: A construct of one's mind that allows them to recall information

a photogenic memory = a beautiful mind.

It is humorous because the assumption is that I mean to say "photographic memory". One with a photographic memory can recall visual information to which they've been exposed with great accuracy.

But when I tell this joke to friends or colleagues, I say "No no, a photogenic memory...I have a beautiful mind". There was a film with actor Russell Crowe called A Beautiful Mind in which he plays a brilliant professor who we discover late in the film has schizophrenia which has caused him no small amount of embarrassment and challenges in his life. According to diagnostic testing I had done, I have a high intelligence quotient along with autism, and it, too, has caused me embarrassment and challenges in my life.

So when I say I have a "beautiful mind", people remember that film and it occurs to them that I am saying I am intelligent (something friends and colleagues already know about me) but that my autism (something they also know about me) makes me a little weird and is a burden to me sometimes. It's just a bit of self-deprecating humor.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Aaah, I get it now. Thanks for the explanation. I know what photogenic is, but I didn't know what it meant when I read it with mind. That one takes a while, I can see why people are confused, but it makes sense when you get it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

A photographic memory means you can recall a perfect visual image in your mind of a past event and examine it for details as if it were a picture. So, for example, if you are trying to remember a book quote, you'd bring up a visualization of the page of the book that you read and read the words on the page again.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

For 2 seconds I was thinking "Assigned Landlord At Birth?"

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