Time to read the bottle of the air freshener!

Not too* fucking late to fix your title though

That's why I always have an Archie comic or Uncle John's Bathroom Reader next to my toilets. I read enough random bottles growing up.

I have always kept a big tome of the great poems of western civilization in the bathroom for emergencies like this.

Or when we desperately hold in our shit until we find our phone lol "I need to shit! Where the fuck is it!?"

F'ing great here

this is what pulp fiction was made for.