[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

You should use the bear rhyme:

If it’s black, fight back

If it’s brown, lie down

If it’s a teddy, get ready (to party)

[-] [email protected] 95 points 7 hours ago

It’s cute that she believes racists will even recognize the flag.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 19 hours ago

She also hung out with the EMH Mk II and Paulie Shore:

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

I got this Honus Wagner slammer that I made from my granddad's collection. Can I play?

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

The buck stops way the hell over there.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Odo was still on Terok Nor in 2368 when this supplemental log was filed.

That's probably Laas.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

The extent of my knowledge of Elden Ring lore (even after beating it multiple times) is that I am maidenless.

[-] [email protected] 43 points 1 day ago

But the fatbike fad — they are especially popular among teenagers — has triggered a myriad of complaints and prompted a call for new legislation aimed at restricting their use.

Apart from the humming noise made by the large tyres on the road, authorities are also concerned at the ease in bypassing software that restricts their speed to the legal limit.

I'm sure the same people complaining about fat bike tire noise have never once complained about the much louder sound of car and truck tires.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago

You only point guns at things you want to destroy. This was completely avoidable. I knew guys kicked out of the army for negligent discharges that didn’t hit anything. Hitting someone in the face should be a lengthy prison term.

[-] [email protected] 44 points 2 days ago

Accidental discharges don’t exist. They are called negligent discharges because guns don’t fire accidentally.

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Description: The meme is 3 different pictures in series. The first titled "The Picard Maneuver" shows the USS Stargazer performing the Picard maneuver. The second titled "The Riker Maneuver" shows the Enterprise E releasing metreon gas to perform the Riker maneuver. The third title "The Janeway Maneuver" shows Tuvix being separated into Tuvok and Neelix via transporter beam.

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Description: Meme with the title "The Janeway" The first panel has Ensign Tahani Al-Trill handing Janeway a PADD saying "Admiral Janeway, you won't believe what I found in the vulcan database!" The second panel has Janeway looking at a PADD. The third panel shows an information block with Janeway's personal info. Her three hyper evolved children with Tom Paris are highlighted. The fourth panel has Janeway stating "Glass those pointy eared bastards" The final panel is a shot of the planet Vulcan being destroyed.

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The Bell Riots start on Sunday. Stay safe out there!

<Anyone coming from /c/all please note this is a joke post for an in universe Star Trek event. Remain Calm.>

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Description: Meme with the heading Star Trek Jellico. 4 frames below with the first being an exterior shot of the Enterprise D. In frames 2-4 Jellico and Riker are inside the hallways of the Enterprise and and Jellico states to Riker "Will, I want to teach you a lesson my grandfather taught me when I was your age." The next frame Jellico says "When someone with a lisp says bismuth, you know they mean business.". Jellico then walks away with a grin.

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Description: Meme with the title: Who wore it best? Subtitled: It is green. Below are three star trek characters wearing green tunics. From left to right is Mirror universe Jonathan Archer, Prime Universe (v2022) Christopher Pike, and Prime Universe James Kirk.

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