Reminds me, I drive a school bus part-time and my bus has a malfunctioning sensor in the transmission and so on the screen on the dashboard it says "CHECK TRANS". So every morning I'm like looks down at crotch "yup, still trans!"
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Now I am completely unsure whether to call this a dad joke.
Dad jokes are for everyone!
Torque reduction planetary gears ready to take extreme loads whilst nicely ribbed and lubed for your pleasure.
I love a nice thick spline shaft in my tight bore
angular momentum on the fly intensifies
The literal fly on the flywheel clings on for dear life, intensifyingly so.
I'm ready for the trans mission, but are you ready for the transistor? 
Does it have a trans sister?
I prefer my trans sister to be twisted
Fully Automatic Trans Mission?
Fully semi automatic.
Clutch
When i hear those talking points i really could shift into a higher gear of rage
Maybe it should've been the gay engineda?
What's gaya genda?
Just dont misplace the checkballs in the valvebody
Have you noticed how transmissions have no cockpit? But they look like a thing you could comfortably sit on. Before automatics they had stick shifts.