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[โ€“] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Imagine how stupid we look to water dwellers with our methods of self propelled moving trough water.

I bet the water fauna doesn't consider it swimming either and probably would have some funny name for it if they used a universal language.

[โ€“] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

Whale: look at the hairless ape galumphing. They're so cute ๐Ÿฅฐ

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's just sinking with style

[โ€“] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

One, two! One, two! And through and through

The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!

He left it dead, and with its head

He went galumphing back.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The second coming of u/poem_for_your_sprog?

[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Alas, not original like Sprog, just an individual with quite refined tastes quoting from the excellent classic poem by Lewis Carroll https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/42916/jabberwocky

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Lol, "One, two! One, two!" at the beginning had me thinking it's Danny Brown or Quasimoto or something.

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Well if the physicists can steal "quark" from James Joyce, the sealologists can steal "galumph" from Lewis Carroll.

("Quark" rhymes with "Mark" in the original, though; not with "dork".)

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do people actually pronounce it qork?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Murray Gell-Mann did (the guy who named them for anyone unaware). The general opinion seems to have been similar to that of the guy who invented the gif however: just because he named it doesn't mean he wasn't wrong about how it is pronounced.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

So I just started galumphing...

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You should see how mattresses move

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, that's what I was referencing. ๐Ÿ˜Š

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh I know. The URL is for those who don't know where their towel is.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Thanks you hoopy frood.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I'm reporting this post. I didn't consent to being recorded getting outta bed in the morning.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure its boing-boing-boing-ing.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This one always gets me, hahhahaha

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

fucking same!

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

There it is!

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I didn't get a galumph outta that guy!

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

So there I was, gallantly triumphing

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Life uhh finds a way

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wish I were a seal so I could galumph and poop at the same time.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I mean, nothing is stopping you now. Live your dream!

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The one bucking the curve riding side saddle is way ahead of the game.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It looks like he's missing a flipper. I bet that really wreaks havoc on his balance / equilibrium.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Why does this sound like an incorrect spelling of galloping?

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I'm in this post, and actually, I'm ok with it... ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ