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submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Jimmy ate my yogurt now he's putting it back
Used to ignore but I'll plain attack
Drop the defence now I've got you in my scope
Jimmy walk away from the fridge slowly

Got your email Jimmy, you sent it at night
You expect a response but I'm tucked in tight
I'm different now Jimmy, I'm in my power
I'll respond to your email at a reasonable hour
At a reasonable hour
At a reasonable hour
At a reasonable hoooouuuur

Self care, bad bitch, I'm a villain, I'm a villain, out of office email saying zero fucks given x4

You ask me to work late, but I'm all done
Off the clock punched out time for fun!
You ask me where I'm going so I tell you the truth
Jimmy boy I'm going to a spin class!
Kind regards, best wishes, EAT SHIT
Yours truly, sincerely, THIS BITCH
I'm different now Jimmy, I'm in my power
I'll respond to your email at a reasonable hour
At a reasonable hour
At a reasonable hour
At a reasonable hoooouuuur

Self care, bad bitch, I'm a villain I'm a villain, out of office email saying zero fucks given x6

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Will have to upload that new song, it was a banger!

[-] [email protected] 137 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Might be the photo, but it looks to me like top is vanilla cookie with choc-chip, while bottom is chocolate cookie with choc-chip, making it "double" chocolate.

Definitely could be clearer, but I don't think they're making the claim you think they are.

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Documentary portrait of the trail-blazing activist, poet and writer Maya Angelou. Born in 1928, she enthused generations with her bold and inspirational championing of the African-American experience that pushed boundaries and redefined the way people think about race and culture.

Maya Angelou was captured on film just before she died in 2014, and this documentary celebrates her life and work, weaving her words with rare and intimate archival photographs and videos. It reveals hidden episodes of her exuberant life during some of America's defining moments, from her upbringing in the Depression-era south to her work with Malcolm X in Ghana and her inaugural speech for President Bill Clinton, the film takes us on an incredible journey through the life of a true American icon.

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The Nevermets (kbin.social)
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I wasn't expecting quality tv, but was still taken aback when I realised one of the people on this show, traveling across the globe alone to meet the online "love of their lives", is a 17 year old, who met a woman 11 years his senior when he was 15.

How this ever made it past not one, but probably several brainstorming-new-shows and then production meetings, to actual air, is infuriating, especially since "duty of care" is a joke to these people..

I feel dirty having watched that.

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400 Years Ago a Prudish Aristocrat Censored This Artemisia Gentileschi Nude. Using Tech, an Italian Museum Has Revealed the Stunning Original Work

https://news.artnet.com/art-world/censored-artemisia-gentileschi-female-nude-revealed-2375778

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allegory_of_Inclination

Her other work is also well worth a look:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemisia_Gentileschi

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On The Road Again (www.youtube.com)
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Such a chill little trip

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I shine to make you smile, I try to save you one more time, for your lonely place, you need a friendly face, when your option's low, I lift you from below

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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

The first season was amazing and I was so frustrated when it wasn't certain there would be a second, so this is massively exciting news.
Promo said "coming soon", and I can't fucking wait!!! *happy dance*

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Praying for Armageddon is a political thriller that explores the power and influence of American Evangelical Christians as they aim to fulfil the Armageddon prophecy.

The film observes American believers as they prepare for what they call The Holy War and exposes the powerful megachurch pastors who call for the 'final battle' that they believe will trigger the Second Coming of Christ. Completed before the current crisis in Israel and Gaza, it also unveils how politicians driven by faith embrace the State of Israel as the key to their prophetic vision for the end of days

Watch in UK on BBC

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Ani Mevushal (I'm baked) (www.youtube.com)
submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I’m a little emotional, gotta be rational, being ok is optional, I’m in a phase, ani mevushal...

Ani mevushal = I'm baked (literally - cooked)
Ani metugan = I'm fried
Ani meturlal = I'm crazed
Ani mechushmal = I'm electrified
Mechin megulgal, ve tas lachalal = I roll one up, and fly to space

[-] [email protected] 160 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Yes, real men, real women, real people of any or no gender, and of all ages, wear diapers. That is not something anyone should be shamed or ridiculed for.

I don't give a shit if trump or his supporters wear them, they are out there causing actual harm to others, and there is plenty to actually criticise them for, why the fuck resort to this ableist bullshit? We rightfully give them shit for judging others by what's in their pants, yet gleefully judge them for what they wear under theirs?

Fuck this noise.

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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

One of my favourite ever albums, never fails to get some rage out of the system

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

The Intruder (1962) full movie. AKA "Shame" is a low budget Roger Corman film that deals with early integration in the south. William shatner portrays a carpet bagger from the North? Who just shows up to cause trouble. The film is way ahead of its time when you consider the strife we are encountering in 2020. Watch it! - Broken Trout -

[-] [email protected] 183 points 7 months ago

Pro tip: while DNA doesn't last long in urine, why take the risk, when significantly stinkier animal urines for hunting and/or deterrent purposes exist? RollSafeMeme.jpg

[-] [email protected] 133 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I was happy for a second and then remembered that karma is a bad take and that he will be getting the absolute best available healthcare and even if he does die, he will be doing so having gotten to old age, in extreme luxury and in more comfort than any of us will ever experience.

I worry that if he does die soon it will only embolden royalist sentiment in this country as the grieving masses will cling on to the "young king" which the media will spin as "progressive" or whatever, and we'll just keep getting further and further away from abolishing this disgusting establishment.

We seriously need a King Ralph type thing to happen, only the people take over, instead of a stereotypical American. Turn Buckingham palace in to a community centre with a kitchen and a shelter and childcare and a free mental health clinic, and put those gardens to actual use..

[-] [email protected] 143 points 8 months ago

Yeah, no, fuck all cops. And please lets not pretend like shit isn't getting mighty fasc-y all over Europe too..

https://www.enainstitute.org/en/publication/mark-neocleous-capitalism-was-created-by-the-police-power-interview-at-ena-institute/

[-] [email protected] 129 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

t’s not USA vs China vs Russia vs Europe etc. it is the younger generation vs the old generation

No, it's owning class vs working class, anything else is a distraction in service of the owning class.

Workers of the world, unite! ✊

(edited in image. If you need image description - source)

[-] [email protected] 148 points 9 months ago

Ah yes, the daughter as an object/possession, a cornerstone of misogyny..

[-] [email protected] 140 points 10 months ago

"how can we shift responsibility to the consumer today?"

[-] [email protected] 189 points 11 months ago

Gen Z is cooking more and shopping less as they struggle to ~~achieve financial success~~ survive

FTFY

[-] [email protected] 140 points 1 year ago

There is zero chance the agent didn't know what Brand was up to, this is nothing but an exercise in ass covering..

[-] [email protected] 202 points 1 year ago

People here calling him psycho and demented, when really he's just a run of the mill old bigot with a massive platform and an even bigger mouth.
Lets stop pretending like people need Alzheimer's or some mental illness to become more vocal about their hate, it is our society and its rapid decline back in to fascism that is allowing it, blame that.

[-] [email protected] 134 points 1 year ago

Let me copy pasta myself here to save time and just say - they are already murdering us in the millions, any harm that might come to them is an act of self defence.

Look around - the violence is already here, it has been inflicted on to the working class for centuries, killing hundreds of millions (at least, in all that time) for profit in war, with hunger and restricted access to water, with homelessness and poverty, with preventable disease, with climate change, with immoral laws and entire systems designed to keep large segments of the population as slave labour, which is what they used to gain their power and wealth to be in the position to impose all of this in the first place. And all that just off the top of my head, there is so much more violence that is inflicted on us daily, they've just got most people convinced that's just life, when it really really isn't. And those who actually benefit are never just going to give all of that up.

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