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[–] [email protected] 78 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Bruh they're cute as FUCK but Idk who they are. Lol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Where're they from? A game? Anime? An anime game?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Ah okay. Thanks. 👍

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Also, the lack of cuisses bothers me...

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Hey boys related topic

Raise your hand if you’ve ever seen a dental dam in real life

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Advised of them in school… decade(s) pass… where the dams at

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (4 children)

It a dam shame to separate the beaver like that

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I was in a poly relationship with a sex educator so I've not only seen but also used dental dams, as well as all different kinds of condoms.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

So there is somebody!

🏅 for staying safe

:)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

I actually have, even held it, never used it though

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

I’ve seen a beaver dam

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Does it count if you saw what peeked out of your mouth?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not sure if you’re making a joke about this kind or what :)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I am indeed. Although I believe the one they used was a bit smaller.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Aww wittle bb mouf

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You vs the guy she said not to worry about

[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago

You vs the girl she said not to worry about

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago

How big was the gyatt

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Keep this in mind the next time she tells you that you are "so big".

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I am, but vaginas are bigger. It's the tenting; I can fit my whole fist in there and I've got big hands.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Most of them also bleed monthly. You're welcome.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's because they floss too hard.

Probably.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

"Flossing the Vagina Dentata" 👈 title of my memoirs

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

Shai hulud!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

TIL humans are in fact Hyaenas.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Or cassowaries.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Why would they be a bigger circumference than a diva cup? The circumference of a diva cup matches that of the figure on the left.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago

The female condom has two rigid rings, one in the sealed end that sits under the cervix, and one at the open end.

The ring at the open end is designed to hold the condom open and give the penetrating partner a nice big safe target to make sure the penis/toy/whatever goes inside the condom and not accidentally between the condom and the vaginal wall. This ring also provides some minor protection to parts of the vulva due to its size.

The internal ring is much smaller by comparison, and is not that much larger than a diva cup. The internal ring of a female condom is a similar size to a "soft cup" menstrual cup, it's a little bit smaller than a contraceptive diaphragm.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

If they were the size of a penis it would just be the male condom with extra steps.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Is it hard to bear? My overwhelming power? Its weight. Its...girth.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

"Even a 747 jumbo jet engine looks tiny flying into the grand canyon!" ~ HHH

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Gotta remember all the bigheaded babies on earth came through those

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Hope springs eternal in the hearts of women.

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