I mean this sounds like something I'd say to my friends and I'm middle aged, so, guess he just needs to step his game up.
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Yeah, this type stuff was typical in the mid eighties middle school.
Dick jokes are timeless. I'll use them until I die.
And yet so many people will act like you're the most crude piece of shit for these kind of common jokes.
"Now with all 4 teeth out, I have room for, like, 14 more of your kind"
The ultimate boomerang burn.
Or Alternatively say that you'll need to remove all your teeth to fit him inside.
yeah but that's more of a complement than a roast
Yeah, your mom taught me well
Cooked’em
When I was an edgy emo teenager and all my edgy emo teenage friends and I were getting tongue piercings my older brother looked at me and said "is that for your boyfriend?"
That wasn't the reason that I ended up getting rid of that piercing (tongue piercings are annoying as fuck) but it definitely didn't help my desire to keep it.
I liked this response.