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[–] [email protected] 133 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I gotta admit though that it's a pretty awesome coincidence that the moon is the size and at a distance that makes it look approximately the same size as the sun and allows us to have amazing looking eclipses.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago (3 children)

But the moon is slowly drifting away from the Earth so it will not be true in the relatively near future.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Okay, not as near as I thought, although I did mean "relatively" compared to the age of the Earth.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

Or, you know, me admitting I was wrong but still clarifying.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They said "relatively". So it's okay.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't know if this is sarcastic, but pedantic and edifying are a venn diagram

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

And the sun is expanding, too.

May take a while but if you look closely you will notice. Just wait.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I was concerned about my eyes so I asked google before.

Gemini said it is ok to stare at it

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

I followed it's instructions and glued my eyes open!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

What if the earth and moon hung out a bit more and developed some better shared hobbies or something? Can we heal this relationship and stop this drifting-apart problem?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

How many centuries of science progress do you think we lost with this “awesome coincidence”?

A bigger or smaller moon in the sky would have probably made the mechanism of the solar system a little more obvious for sure.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm guessing basically 0 years, honestly. Both are visible in the sky at the same time, so I'm not really sure what being different sizes would clarify.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

I think too much order lead to a loss of information.

Of course they are visible at the time so we know they are not the same. But the way we Humans generalize concepts around ridiculously little set of data makes me think that most of people must have looked at the sky, decided they were the same type of things that have definitely always been there, and just forget about it. “Nah we good, those are Gods. Don’t think about it and don’t make them angry”.

This is the type of coincidence that is blinding in a way. People naturally give way too much attention to random things. There are literally tons of textbooks examples of events that look totally improbable, but will in fact appear constantly (meeting someone who knows someone you know in an airplane, meeting someone with the same birthday at a wedding etc).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

we have gained from this awesome coincidence. A solar eclipse was used to prove einstein's theories the first time. This coincidence was exactly what they needed to observe the stars which appear very close to the sun, without the sun's light washing them out, and measure how much their light was bent by the sun's mass. Too big or too small and it would have taken much longer to prove.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Only for this specific eclipse. Sometimes the moon is closer, so it completely shrouds the sun and we get to see the ghosty heliosphere of illuminated gasses. Other timed the sun is smaller and we get a ring of fire. Curiously sometimes Mercury gets in the way, but it's so far away, and so close to the sun it appears as a tiny black dot.

But the earth (and most of the solar system) is so tiny it barely exists. Jupiter retains a tiny bit of mass, to the sun, we are microbial. We humans are fleas on fleas.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

Pretty sure the sun is way more than seven times brighter than the moon

Edit: after a quick internet search, the sun looks to be about 400,000 times brighter than the moon

[–] [email protected] 67 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That might be, but the moon is more important, since it shines at night when it's dark. The sun is only in the sky during the day, when there's plenty of light anyway.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

during the day, when there's plenty of light anyway

b- because of the sun, no? or is that the joke i'm missing lol

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yep, that's a whoosh my friend

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Technically, TECHNICALLY, the Sun is infinitely brighter than the Moon since it emits no light at all ☝️

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (1 children)

eh, as a videographer who measures and labels the output of lights professionally sometimes, we count bounced lights as lights.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

thank god a videographer chimed in

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

Someone uttered for the first time ever

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It is actually quite interesting how similar in perspective-skewed size the sun anf moon are.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Depends a lot on the date/time, the moon's size in the sky can shift a LOT based on a lot of factors to being a fraction of the sun's size to being much larger than the sun (or I think supermoons look bigger than the sun, idk)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

I got to see 2 eclipses this year, and they were very different due to the relative size of the moon appearing smaller in August than in April.

FYI, annular eclipse WAY less-cool.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It’s not the burgers fault. That’s just a really small car.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I would say, this one is normal sized. It's the other cars which... aren't.

But this is a tiny burger for sure.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well I think the car is half full!

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (9 children)

The burger is bigger than the moon and the sun.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I mean, it's possible if the burger is American. Unless the car is also American.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

They could actually be one in the same:

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (3 children)

and its taste is sevenfold tastier

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I would say that a burger is at least sevenfold tastier than a car.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Somebody slap an ifunny.com metadata on it!

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

I forget some people went to the Rocket The Raccoon school of perception.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

I agree with who made the meme. Their angular size is the same.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (4 children)

"Come on, Ted. Sure it's no more peculiar than all that stuff we learned in the seminary, you know, Heaven and Hell and everlasting life and all that type of thing. You're not meant to take it seriously, Ted!"

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