33
submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago

The life I live is not aligned with my principles.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

God damn, I though were being light hearted here. Now I got to go find a dark corner of shame.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

My social security number. How embarrassing is yours?

(Please don't post your actual number, even for the lolz)

[-] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

You can post your number, Lemmy censors it

See: ***-**-****

[-] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

Oh awesome hunter2 is my SSN you bunch of hunter2-ing hunter2s - that's awesome. Technology is the best!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

How do you do, fellow memers

load more comments (2 replies)
[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

I met my wife because I was flirting with this woman and then she left and my wife showed up and in my drunken state I thought she was the same girl I was talking to before so rizz was exceptional and I ended up keeping her after that night.

10 years later we got married last year! Woo! Embarrassment!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

I was desperate enough to have sex with your mother.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Either that I only eat frozen meals and don't cook. Or that I have never had any friends. Or that I'm a cis female but have a ton of excess hair in the wrong spots (esp on my chin and neck) I try to keep on top of. Or that I've never been in a relationship and I'm 30. So many things to choose from!

My life is not so bad, though! The internet exists both for human connection and for entertainment. And I have a good job so I make enough to buy random crap.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

You're like a female version of me. Except I'm only 27 and I have a lack of hair where men typically have a lot and I don't have a job currently.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I'll be your friend

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

You know that scene with the guy on the castle wall in Monty Python and the Holy Grail that farts in your general direction?
Yeah, I giggled.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

A fellow man of culture

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Not embarrassing, weird maybe?

I secretly enjoy weird combination of foods (sometimes too exotic)

  • milkshake and broccoli (or any veggie)

  • watermelon and salt

  • tortillas with papaya and whole lot of chilly pepper

I could go on..

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

milkshake and broccoli (or any veggie)

this one actually disgusted me

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago
load more comments (1 replies)
[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Are you alternating? Or combining?

Watermelon and salt sounds perfectly sane to me because chemistry.

Tortillas, fruit, and chili doesn’t make sense to me, but I’ve appropriated a ton of foods that “just work” to me so…. I get it nonetheless.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Honestly based. Once I have eaten a choco rolls with green onions as a breakfast in HS. Milkshake and broccoli doesn't sound that bad tbh.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

I spent over $2k on a bike I never wish to ride.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I'll just suggest to you, get an ebike, then you can hide how unfit you are 😏. Takes all the stress out of hills and some of the stress out of having impatient cars behind you, and keeps the enjoyable parts.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

It's hard to decide: Certain physical features often associated with beauty are too prominent on me. I have a habit of under-describing my best qualities when asked. And I'm too dang humble for my own good.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Humility is about being right sized. A lot of folks take this idea of humility as needing to lessen oneself for the sake of being "humble" when really we should be representing ourselves clearly and as objectively as possible.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Yeh but then, if a person is genuinely obviously extremely attractive, or clearly has traits like a capacity to lead or influence people, or is objectively wealthy, or is clearly very smart, those are all things that come off as really conceited to the rest of us unless their acknowledgement is very careful. If such a person is too quick or too ready to acknowledge these things about themselves, despite their accuracy, we're pretty likely to think they're a dick. It seems like for people who are in some ways exceptional, the appropriate level of humility, wherever it is on the scale, does need to involve at least a little bit of pantomime and false modesty. The right size in such cases will need to be at least a little smaller than they really are, not too much smaller, or it's interpreted as disingenuous, but not exactly true to scale either.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Yeah I mean, I didn't say to gloat / flaunt. You can do what I suggested without making others feel small. False modesty is exactly what we are avoiding..genuine modesty is absolutely fine to run alongside my comment about being right sized and is the perfect antitode to the concern you started your post with.

And tbh the right sized thing has less to do with looks / status / wealth and more to do with how we see ourselves when doing a self assessment of character traits.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

That's a wise perspective.

And it feels especially generous as a response to my nonsense. Thanks.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

You're fine, glad you got something out of it. It was told to me by someone who helped me through a pivotal time; happy to pass it on.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

I'm too embarrassed to tell you. I'll give you a freebie, though: I bought Mega Man X7 for the PlayStation 2. Unironically. On purpose. Having enjoyed the previous Mega Man X games, I didn't think for a second it would be bad.

It was bad.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Sometimes I still can't accept losing a game. I'm 23.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

You better come to terms with that. I used to play twitch shooters all the time... I now have an essential tremor and in your thirties your reflexes really start to go.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I post on Lemmy.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Probably my wardrobe. I keeping thinking in gonna change and I buy new clothes and I think I look very sharp then I wear that exact outfit a year later and it somehow looks junky and weird. I just wear office casual for everything now since it's easy, doesn't change and I have a lot of it.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Considering that you're making thoughtful attempt, odds are that the rest of us see you as very stylish and you're just your own worst critic.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Yes it's because I think of myself as a good-looking outgoing guy and then I look in the mirror and I see an it worker 😅

As far as insecurities go it's not a big deal to me.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Aside from relationship surprises and having the full Bruce Lee package, the first one that comes to mind is my mum wanted to reuse my grandpa's unisex name and named me after him despite the gender difference. Despite him being my favorite family member, it feels awkward whenever I'm at gatherings.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Haha. The Honeymooners nose is funny as fuck and as as a fellow ace is can't imagine how annoying it must be. The universe truly plays mean pranks at times

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I've never learnt to dance

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I'm 6'3" and look like I'd rip someone's throat out for coughing wrong.

I cry really easily when in conflict 😅

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

No shade, that’s cool. IDGAF what you look like once I know you, and that you are in tune with the emotion of the situation.

Paraphrasing a folk singer I respect here, but “I used to cry when needed, I can’t cry for the life of me anymore as an adult.”

Tears communicate that either I’ve fucked up, or there’s something I legit misunderstood, and I need to take a step back.

In some ways, I envy your ability to do that. Professional me doesn’t scree around, personal me rather wishes I could cry it out once in a while.

I’ve spent a lifetime fixing my inclination to escalate at the first sign of conflict, and…. It’s been brutal. I’m thrilled to mostly be gentle these days, but it still requires work.

You never gave into the BS.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I'd totally get in Austin power's Shaguar.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Your username makes this my favorite comment

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

The only thing that I find genuinely embarrassing about myself is NSFW related, and this isn't an anon account, so, yeah. Big one, though.

Other than that, I've just done a lot of particularly embarrassing things that I remember in my sleep that everyone else has probably forgotten about by now. I was immature for a long time. It's normal.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Everything.

I live in Morocco yet I have immense trouble fitting in with Moroccan society. I don't like the customs, most of the food is pretty mid, our music scene is hot garbage, I'm literally queer (just saying that in front of everyone could get me in prison), everyone is obsessed with football and I'm sick of it, I could go on.

I don't know if I'm just a rare and strange breed, or if it's simply a case of "nationality dysphoria", but I think literally existing in a space like this is embarrassing enough to give me conspiracies to leave. Problem is, there is Moroccan diaspora everywhere, especially in the country I'm interested in (which is Belgium, I just love how wild they are), and locals are sick of us, not to mention... visas, motherf***er. I am basically trapped here, in constant threat of weird looks at best, and literal death at worst. Yeah, this is indeed the most embarrassing thing about me.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

My parents.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I have 3 testicles, but 0 boyfriends

😔

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Being in a bad relationship because of money. Noooooooobody understands.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

"Why don't you just leave?"

I don't know, because I don't have any fucking money or help or anywhere to go, and he'd torture me to the ends of the earth if I did?

load more comments
view more: next ›
this post was submitted on 16 May 2024
33 points (97.1% liked)

Asklemmy

43366 readers
1468 users here now

A loosely moderated place to ask open-ended questions

Search asklemmy 🔍

If your post meets the following criteria, it's welcome here!

  1. Open-ended question
  2. Not offensive: at this point, we do not have the bandwidth to moderate overtly political discussions. Assume best intent and be excellent to each other.
  3. Not regarding using or support for Lemmy: context, see the list of support communities and tools for finding communities below
  4. Not ad nauseam inducing: please make sure it is a question that would be new to most members
  5. An actual topic of discussion

Looking for support?

Looking for a community?

~Icon~ ~by~ ~@Double_[email protected]~

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS