this post was submitted on 19 May 2024
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The memes of the climate

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The climate of the memes of the climate!

Planet is on fire!

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (25 children)

Hmm...one of these seems more important to do than the others...

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (3 children)

No guillotining on a Monday then.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

glad to see my Guillotine-chan around here 🙂

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

You still can, but you should promptly refrigerate. It is very important to keep food out of the danger zone of 4°-60°C, that's 40°-140° in school shooting units.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Fun fact, billionaires are the only ethical meat

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Don't forget hypocrite celebs that own yachts.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (23 children)

The corporations made me buy a big ass SUV

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (7 children)

They gave you the options you can choose from and they all suck.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (22 children)

There are plenty of options that arent trucks or SUVs

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Is there a way to take care of billionaires that's not so hard to carry around on a bike?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Guillotine would transport well by bike, like a canoe or kayak…

  1. Secure the blade
  2. add wheels to heavier end
  3. add bike attachment to the other

In fact, you could even make the wheels reusable for a nice kayak trip after using the guillotine! Win win!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

lets go through the third item a bit more in depth please

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I'm sorry, best we can do is still allow you to invest in our stock market to hoard more so you can retire with a pittance through the magic money generation machine that requires unlimited GDP growth.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If you do nr. 3 the others will simply happen pretty much by themselves.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I'd argue if you just did #3 while changing nothing about the way we run our society, we would just need to repeat step 3 later down the line as new oligarchs and monopolies form and exploit us.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

The guillotine is so well drawn and the bike is not... I think there a message there.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

People needs to realize this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

So wholesome :)

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