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[–] [email protected] 61 points 6 months ago (2 children)

But it's the physicists' job to find this stuff.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Yeah, it's not like the mathematics lost any of the numbers. Get your shit together physicists.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I mean mathematicians are still missing over 99.999% of prime numbers, so...

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

They haven't even found more than two factors, one of which is one, for any prime number, either.

Get it together, Mathematicians.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (5 children)

, or ℙ for short.

I think that should be all of them, but if you want to check, there are references on the website where we keep all the numbers detailing how to check any number, or to list all of them if you want an arbitrarily large pile or have infinite time on your hands. :)

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

The technical term you're looking for is "almost all" prime numbers. Not joking btw.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Well they did demonstrate that in a non trivial system of axioms, there will always be true statements that are unprovable. Do they kinda accepted that they will never be able to find everything. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6del%27s_incompleteness_theorems

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

it's not like the mathematics lost any of the numbers

show me Pi then

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Dunno. Find me an i in the wild.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Whoa there, if you want it's physical location you'll have to ask a physicist, they're in charge of tangible things.
Otherwise, just take a turn perpendicular to the reals, or check in the platonic realm.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 6 months ago (1 children)

To be fair, political scientists probably don't know where 95% of the politics is hidden either.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Trick question, all politics is local.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Sure, physicists can just keep track of about 5% of the universe's mass. That's their whole job, and they just got 5%!? Are they stupid??

Who are you to complain Brenda?! The only thing you keep track of is the amount of Oreos you have in the pantry

5% of the universe is still several trillions of tons of mass! Although I suppose a good part of that is your fat ass!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Several trillion tons of mass? I think you're off by many orders of magnitude.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You're right.

Earth itself weighs about 7 sextillion tons.

Sextillion in the short scale being to the 24th power while trillions being only 12th power.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Thanks for the correction. I was blinded by my hatred for Brenda. I was sure I was off by a lot but I couldn't bother looking it up at the time

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Have they tried looking between all the couch cushions? Those tend to hide a lot of stuff.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Actually saying that socks and remote controls can sometimes turn into something that doesn't interact with the EM force would explain a lot.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

As someone who spontaneously decided to study history / political science instead of physics, although I have been preparing to be a physicist the entire time, I can proudly say: At least I am happy. I spend most of my time doing fun and fulfilling things, instead of showing up at uni at 8 in the morning and arriving home at 8 in the evening just to work on homework. All my friends went into mint and they are stressed, don't have time to do anything and just seem the worst i have ever seen them.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Math IT Nature Technology I'm not sure if this is germany exclusive

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Science politics.

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