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[–] [email protected] 44 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Sure, physicists can just keep track of about 5% of the universe's mass. That's their whole job, and they just got 5%!? Are they stupid??

Who are you to complain Brenda?! The only thing you keep track of is the amount of Oreos you have in the pantry

5% of the universe is still several trillions of tons of mass! Although I suppose a good part of that is your fat ass!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Several trillion tons of mass? I think you're off by many orders of magnitude.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You're right.

Earth itself weighs about 7 sextillion tons.

Sextillion in the short scale being to the 24th power while trillions being only 12th power.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Thanks for the correction. I was blinded by my hatred for Brenda. I was sure I was off by a lot but I couldn't bother looking it up at the time