After a round of trying press interviews, Kristi Noem prefers to take time to let her hair down, take off her make-up, and really enjoy a meal for once.

Capitalism

The waiter telling you that this was not an all you can eat buffet and you have to pay for everything you just ate.

ERMAHGERD WYRMS

Are you not entertained?

bremdstimks

Oh! You're home early!

me eating 800 calories worth of leftovers over the kitchen sink at 1 am

happy, moisturised, in my lane, flourishing

Relationship goals

Voulez-vous une baguette?

Would you like a baguette?

(I use Google translate so if it's bad don't blame me)

Serious question: why do they always look like they are looking right at you? is it that they’re absorbing all the light all around them and the dark spot is just “your” light?

Naked Lunch

I promise I can stop anytime.

This isn't what it looks like

Screenshot from groundbreaking new release of kaiju + tentacle porn is a must watch.

Ah, yes. A new challenger. Please come forward.

“[munch]omnuummm-mmm[munch, lipsmack] mmm-nom”

I saved you one

Double fisting bruh!

"Now kiss."

Best three-way ever!!

“I can has werm-burger? “

Honey! I'm home!

"Great grub!"

Forbidden foursome

First image of Joost Klein's disqualifying behavior at the Eurovision Song Contest

Oh, would you like some?

It's time to party, you get the beer, I got the grub.

having your cake, and eating it too

Ayyy! Caramba!

double food cricket

Lunch time

Caterpillar-chucks!