Wait until she finds out about daemons.

Theoretically, where would one find a child to sacrifice? Asking for a friend.

Inb4 normies force us to change well established terminology just to appease their fragile souls

Like git's main and master

The child must be sacrificed to appease the daemon.

Surprised she didn't freak out with the line below. It's already gone on a killing spree...

I smell a crime thriller where a serial killer is a programmer and hid their actual child killing searches by masking them as programmer endorsed child killing kind.

I like how at the start of the line it explicitly says "out of memory" but we're just pretending this is some satanic bullshit.

She obviously read the error to find "kill process" and "sacrifice child" but still ignored the memory error

Who TF is still using CentOS?

Just wait until she learns child processes get aborted

When sacrificing the child, use a dagger made from obsidian. Cut upward from below the sternum, then force the rib cage apart. Push the lungs aside with your hands, then cut out the heart with your ritual dagger. Hold the heart up to the cheering crowd, and then place it in an earthen vessel in honor of the gods. Kick the body down the steps of the temple pyramid.

While most people on Lemmy are going to know what this means, the person who wrote this error message was definitely trying to be cute with that phrasing.

THE BELOW MESSAGE

That's not how adjective order works.