Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

That's what makes it hot.

How else would you draw a female hotdog? No tits and it looks like another dude just like all the ones I've eaten before

Oh snap, I’ll never forget that hot dog. That’s Chipmunks in Chicago. I think they changed their name to “Chipmonks” though.

Do you think that's lettuce or relish that she's wearing?

Real hot dogs have between 6 and 10 nips, otherwise they are called sparkly wieners.

Spread eagle legs too.

I want that hot dogussy Chicago style !

As an ass man, I didn't even notice the wiener titties at first because I couldn't take my eyes off her buns.

Is she... squatting? With her... erm... weiner hanging down?

Since she's a weiner and boobs, does this mean she can give herself a titjob?

Mmm hot dog milk

Is that Alvin?

Putting hot into hotdog

Is nobody going to mention the face, stilettos and hand bag this business weiner is also carrying?

That's the 3% of the hot dog that's breast meat.

Probably better than putting a vag on her. Good call.

Hotdog or not hotdog?

Why is the kid's forehead melting?

Not a weeny with boobs

let me get this right ...

the hair, the eyes, the mouth, the arms, the legs ... all ok

holding hands, wearing makeup, wearing a bag, wearing shoes ... sure no problem

but omg! omg! omg! TITTIES???