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More people are distracted by their phones on the toilet than in the shower
Can confirm. Commenting from the throne.
Who could've possibly known.
Try pooping in the shower…?
When a mf needs 100% of their brainpower
The Ol' Waffle Stomp Tango?
I shower while sitting on the toilet, does that count?
Regular or golden?
Why not both?
yeah, my bathroom is very small too
What a throwback to the golden age of meme culture.
hahaha I wish I was kidding but some people do.
There are actually more cells in our brain than brains in our entire body
Looks like you're having diarrhoea, my friend.
The thinker. Does he look like taking a shower?
I rest my case.
inb4 c/toiletthoughts
It’s called shitposting.
I find most interesting thoughts are as I fall asleep.
Sometimes while falling asleep, I'd start thinking the weirdest shit, only to realize how weird the my thoughts are.
I make up songs in the shower, I do not sing when I shit
Lier! Everyone has a tuba playing for the base notes. Some even play the bassoon. Legend has it, if you hold off the performance for more than 3 days, you'll find you can play the flute.
So where is the c/toiletthoughts?
c/shitposting
Be the change you wish you want to see in this world.
What does he want to be a toilet thought?
Does somebody know how to create a community?
Hard disagree. I’m on my phone while on the toilet. In the shower I have nothing but the voices in my head to listen to.
the no poop post was rumored to be a toilet thought
Only if I forget my phone in the toilet
And if I don't have thoughts on either what's my problem?
Are you one of those people who don't have an internal dialogue?
Well yea I do talk internally to myself, but not "shower thoughts", I wish I did tho
Do you wake up with eureka moments?
Not often, and they are not quite the level of a showerthought
3 days without pooping is 3 days wasted
Which kind of thought was this one?
Constipation
I applaud you for your honesty.
Me more for their patience.
Shower beats toilet for thinking, every time! Its the steam! My toilet rarely steams.
Excremeditation.
Why? You got one of those $4k butt massaging lazy boy toilets? I wouldn’t say most of us have them on the toilet.
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this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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