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[–] [email protected] 46 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No shit.

Now I can piss myself and people think I'm rich instead of a messy drunk.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No shit.

That will be their next hit.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Most shit is less of a visual and more of an olfactory thing.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm sure they'll be able to incorporate that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (3 children)

One time I was sick as hell and I shit myself in jeans and all the diarrhea filled up my boots.

I don't think that story has anything to do with this fashion I just wanted to share a moment with you.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Thank you for sharing you are very brave.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Thanks for sharing your shit story, SatansMaggotyCumFart

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I shared a very important part of myself and you call it a shit story?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sorry! It's a story about shit, and not a shitty one

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I'll let it slide this time but you really have to think about other people's feelings before you shit all over them with your posts, buddy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Damn that sucks, did you eat poorly cooked food, or were you sick because of another reason?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Coming off a couple month heroin bender.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That’ll do it, I suppose

Thanks for sharing!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

More like

Thanks for sharting!

[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Hell, I’ll piss on your jeans for $100. You don’t even need to take them off first.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Sorry friend but I'm going to undercut you. $90 per, with a weekend special of $150 for couples.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I'll price match and make sure I eat loads of asparagus first.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Sorry to undercut you but peeing on people's jeans is my fetish, and I'll do it for free. People just need to cover their ears while I talk dirty to their jeans. Fucking denim hoes.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Calicocutpants are in Stock again?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

You hit me in the cup

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

HOLD THE DOOR! HOLD THE FUCKING DOOR!!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I'm so stressed out I'm taking 3 seconds on a 10-second piss!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

post this shit on Slickdeals for the boys!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago

That's the secret they're all sold out all the time. But ya gotta give

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Whatever cuck censored the name Jordanluca needs to be banned from whatever medium they posted this on, and the piss fetishists that spent more on a filthy pre-pissed pair of pants than I do on my rent should be made homeless and destitute

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Pretty sure it's a pattern and not actual piss

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How many room mates to you have to have $800 rent?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My cat, who also lives in Wichita

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Wow, you live in the biggest city in Kansas?

I hear White Castle started there!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Didn't Whitecastle start in Whitecastle?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Weird. I guess they just wanted Beastie Boys to have a better lyric for Girls some sixty-odd years later, so they moved.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It did! I wish we had one!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Do you not have one anymore?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

MC Pee Pants has been reincarnated I see

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I want candy, bubble gum, and taffy. Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I mean, the company straight up said they're pretty sure at least some people are buying them for fetish purposes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Yawn, call me when I can buy diarrhea pre-soaked pants with matching shoes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

How do I delete someone else's comment?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I take it you've never heard of D-pants then?
https://youtu.be/5eSVa6sqz0g

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Ah yes the old pocket pee stain.. because when I pee my pants I always pee in the pocket first.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

There's a Snopes article. This is real. Also they sell PissCoin

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I actually just pissed on my trousers.

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