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I remembered how nasty cooking was with all the grease and smells. Now its just Tofu, yummy

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

But oil is still there? Or did you also stop heating stuff with oil?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

This couldn’t be further from the truth for me.

I never used a blender or food processor when I was Omni. Not to mention all the strainers I’m dirtying up.

But my cooking skill has gone up tremendously.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

You should still be cleaning your kitchen before you use it???

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I once had a bunch of vegetables spill all over the place and had to disinfect the whole kitchen.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Seeing this convinced me to give vegan milk a shot

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I guess you mean fridge, not freezer?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

yes, non-native english speaker here

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

I just get some TVP and fry that like a steak, for that authentic stovetop glazing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Nothing in my fridge gets more dirty than the vegetable drawer.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Is this list in reverse order?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

no its a stupid meme, of course the first 3 are all valid and the last is just a Joke.