I thought it was a joke, and then saw the actual post on LinkedIn this morning. That place is something else.
this post was submitted on 09 May 2024
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It's enough to make satirists give up. When reality is already this absurd, what do you do?
The way most people react to seeing big spiders in their home (a mixture of aggression and fear) is the same way I react to LinkeIn.
Big spiders are useful though.
I'm not a fan of spiders, but I'm a fan of their work.
That picture is wild because i am sure no one actually goes to the beach dressed like that. It just screams planned out specifically for the photo.
I'm with you on that.
Him: "Let's go for a walk on the beach."
Her: "Sounds romantic...but why is there a photographer following us?"
Him: "LinkedIn business to business engagement stuff."
What the hell, OP? Don't ommit what it taught the guy about B2B sales!
$10 says it's about "building relationships".
More specifically, how to manipulate people into saying yes.