this post was submitted on 09 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I thought it was a joke, and then saw the actual post on LinkedIn this morning. That place is something else.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

It's enough to make satirists give up. When reality is already this absurd, what do you do?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

The way most people react to seeing big spiders in their home (a mixture of aggression and fear) is the same way I react to LinkeIn.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Big spiders are useful though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I'm not a fan of spiders, but I'm a fan of their work.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That picture is wild because i am sure no one actually goes to the beach dressed like that. It just screams planned out specifically for the photo.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I'm with you on that.

Him: "Let's go for a walk on the beach."

Her: "Sounds romantic...but why is there a photographer following us?"

Him: "LinkedIn business to business engagement stuff."

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What the hell, OP? Don't ommit what it taught the guy about B2B sales!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

$10 says it's about "building relationships".

More specifically, how to manipulate people into saying yes.