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Grackles. Ornery poop machines with annoying calls.

I loved spiders, except for brown recluses. Not because they're venomous, but because of the way they look, like those old tan M&Ms but with a slick sheen.

If Opossum really sound like they do in RDR2, and they do seem to, I hate them.

I agree with the mobkeys and apes. So many of them are evil jerks.

All bugs. I hate them so much, I don't care if their eradication means the collapse of biological ecosystems. It's probably an undiagnosed phobia.

Geese.

Just get the fuck out of here. PLEASE come at me so i can side swipe kick your stupid head.

Deer, fuck them. Dumb fucks, just ran out of the ditch for no reason and ran into my car. Couldn't stop in time and hit them. Like just fuck off the roads.

Monkeys and apes

That's redundant. Apes are monkeys. There has been a shift in how life is classified, and for the same reason that birds are now considered to be dinosaurs, apes are now considered to be monkeys.

Monkey is a common name that may refer to most mammals of the infraorder Simiiformes, also known as the simians. Traditionally, all animals in the group now known as simians are counted as monkeys except the apes. Thus monkeys, in that sense, constitute an incomplete paraphyletic grouping; however, in the broader sense based on cladistics, apes (Hominoidea) are also included, making the terms monkeys and simians synonyms in regard to their scope.