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[-] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago

Stop guys you’re gonna make Elon pee his pants

Which will likely disable his CyberJalopy

[-] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago

I had this model when I was a kid. I loved it!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Isn't that the original super soaker?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago
[-] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago

No, fuck cybertrucks. My supersoaker lasted longer than any of those trucks will last.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

This was a Super Soaker 50. It was excellent. Once you got to the 200 and above it was too heavy when filled. The SS300 actually had a backpack for water storage.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Once you got to the 200 and above it was too heavy when filled.

That's what the shoulder strap was for, though I don't recall having any issues with the weight. The 50 is a classic, but the 200 was a beauty.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I had the Super Soaker 60. I think it held a little more water.

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

This kills. Machine cybertrucks

[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

Good luck trying to find an original super soaker.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

My parents have one in their garage somewhere

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Aha but what if the cybertruck driver activates car wash mode?

(Just kidding, it will still fuck it up)

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

What exactly does car wash mode do? Does heavy rain do the same thing or is it the touching of the brushes?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

When going into an automated car wash you have to put your car into neutral so it can be pushed through it.

Since electrical cars don't really have a neutral, I wouldn't be surprised if there is a car wash mode which enables that and maybe disables the parking beepers or something.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Does it have grain mode though?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I have a friend (we're Oklahoman, like Woody Guthrie) that has "this machine kills fascists" tattooed on themselves. They're pretty cool.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Cybertruck rusts in rain

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

THIS KILLS MACHINE CYBERTRUCKS

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I say fight cyber technology with cyber technology.

Use a Shout'n'Shoot.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

That tip is going to add speed holes to your kids if a police sees it! It has to be red! Not orange! Orange means slow down and shoot with caution. Red means stop... unless it's at night. So don't let the kids play with that at night.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

When can you safely work on a cybertruck in western Washington State?... summer! It rains less in summer so you gotta chance to finish before getting electromacuted.

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