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[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Their pawn was right in front of my pawn, and they moved it diagonally and took my pawn, even though their pawn never went on my pawn's spot? Guys, wtf? This is hacking, right?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Google en passant

Holy hell!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Actual zombie

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Well TIL. But that's not quite what OP described.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

new response just dropped

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I mean, if their pawn was in front of yours, then yes.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'll start. They took my queen and didn't pay dowry.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They forked my queen in front of my king, so you got off lucky.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Google Prima Nocta

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

Friend was teaching me to play. She and her sister were highly rated (don't ask me the number, it was decades ago). During a teaching match against her sister, my friend groped under the table quite thoroughly and for the entire game, which I obviously lost. Those two were trouble.

PS: We'd had sex many times before and that type of behaviour wasn't unusual for her at the time.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

i lost and she didnt dom me :c

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

The very first move was a4 then Ra3. This is a terrible opening. I lost.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

unsolicited foot rub

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"I like horses". Proceeds and takes one of my horse with one of their horses. I take their horse with my pawn. "Don't fuck with my horsies" I get as a response.

Two-three turns later (this was 20 years ago, forgive me) I can check them by grabbing the same horse with a bishop.

"Why dont you like my horsies"? I get as a response

I proceeded to check mate two turns after that. It was a competition, I proceeded to the semifinals after this. I lost that semifinal due to a skillful check mate including a horse to lock it down. And the person from the previous game leaned over at the end turn saying " that is my backup horse"

I laughed my ass off and I'm not sure I could get of the check situation but fuck I lost my focus

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

This is glorious and worth the shit post.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

il vaticano

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Sing ABBA at me mostly