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[–] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago (1 children)

✅ I'll pass away if a molecule of fentanyl makes contact with my flesh

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

✅ I'll fall over comatose if I so much as see anything that might possibly resemble fentanyl

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Fun fact: if you say the word “fentanyl” to a cop over the phone they instantly drop dead

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

sending blank faxes to police stations and telling them that i faxed them fent

[–] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago

Police hire literal psychopaths with domestic abuse histories and yet it's DEI when a black doctor who's completed med school gets hired.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This reads like an attempted April Fools joke

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Even if if is, all this shit is true, so who are the actual fools here

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

The people who apply

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago

Still remember the time four Milwaukee Pigs hassled me for fifteen minutes because I was committing the crime of...

Walking in a public park while wearing my backpack

Don't even get me started about the time I'm pretty sure I stumbled across a couple of them selling drugs down by the river

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

❌ I can't have visible swastika tattoos

❌ I can't drink on the job

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

April fools?...

Is that info not correct?...