It's so crazy to me how men on the internet always discuss women as though it's impossible to speak to us. Like just speculating on "do women do X?" "what do women think about Y?" .... have you ever considered talking to a woman
this post was submitted on 31 Mar 2024
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do women still exist? i haven't seen any in a few days irl
no, we died out yesterday
damn, that sucks. guess i know what we're doing after we clone tasmanian tigers.
the thylacine is an extinct species of marsupial from the west island of new zealand, that was only found on tasmania by the time crackers showed up and killed almost all of them because "muh livestock".
the last known one died in a zoo like 90 years ago so people are working on bringing them back with mad science, which we apparently also need to do with women, but that should be easier because they only died out a couple days ago.
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no no no, you see, if you ask a woman anything like that to their face, they'll lie to you because of the universal Woman Conspiracy that specifically exists to fuck with you. like, this isn't even some incel shit, theres a whole completely accepted genre of boomer joke about "ugh why won't your wife tell you her problems/how she feels (don't worry, its just Feeeemale Disease)" ((protip: she almost certainly has, you just didn't like what she said))
but yeah no you can't ask women anything because of the Women Illuminati we're all in, sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"Do your breasts expand when you lower yourself?"
Guys I'm getting exterminated
This reminds me of when Team Ninja said they had enlisted female Team Ninja staff to help research boob physics for Dead or Alive 5
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being wrong about boobs online is free and this dork paid for the privilege
Bro, my girlfriend has big boobs and I know they bounce and expand all the time. She never not walks boobily, bro!
More credible than the average RFA story tbh
She never not walks boobily, bro!
Ebony Darkness Dementia Ravenway jumps in front of the bullet sexily
I was waiting to cross an intersection the other day and a dude behind me turns to his friend and says "Bro, I'm telling you, a woman's sweat smells exactly like her vagina."
Man, why would you tell on yourself like this?
People constantly tell me their L's. I am baffled sometimes. I have plenty of stuff to make fun of myself about, but I keep that shit to myself.
Human fffeeeeemale breasts are inscrutable, no one knows how they work.
gamers are gonna replace women with sex robots and i can't figure out if that's a bad thing :/
look if they go be cannibal human underground dwellers with their sexbots atleast we wont have to see them. those poor robots though 
inventing new pejoratives to refer to each entry in the truth table of cis, trans, same and opposite gender couples that include non-robotic women.
All part of the plan
Posting this screenshot to the entrance of a wedding reception instead of jellybeans with "guess the game" and a notepad hanging from the printed-out posterboard. Winner gets $100.
Why did i think jellybeans refers to kitten toes here.
you are either a pure soul or a redditor
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We can’t really be sure without seeing the video. So for the sake of fairness and science I request the video be posted for study.
Lmao holy shit, it's like a waterballoon full of jello around a spring. That's like early 2000s "we just invented jiggly bones but haven't nailed down the details yet" level animation.
This looks awful. No weight.
I really don't mind if games want to do jiggle to be honest but this shit just looks bad, give it weight.
And I mean this for like, the entire body, facial animations too. If we shake our faces around or a strong gust of wind hits us our face MOVES, it's not a solid block of carved plastic, it's elastic. Skin hangs, gravity exists, our faces look different lying down vs standing up because gravity hangs parts of our face, this applies to boobs, fat all over the body, etc etc.
Give it real weight and gravity and it will look good and play a role in genuinely elevating the animation of the entire character. This shit sucks it's not progressed at all in over 15 years.
Shorty got the water balloons 💀
I don't understand why gamers go 
for this two bags of custard shit, it's not realistic and I'm having a hard time seeing how you'd find it hot.
Is this just a product of a bunch of gamers being exposed to early jiggle physics in games and animation during their sexual development?
I think it's just that it's moving at all. Like if you wiggle a string or something in front of a cat, that's not a good mimic of real prey but the cat goes and freaks out trying to get it. Unnaturally jiggling breasts are a wiggly piece of string for oversexed weirdo men.
I don't think it's just a matter or early 3D physics being wonky. Plenty of Japanese anime and 2D games have intentionally exaggerated boob jiggles because of horny animators and a horny target audience that is obsessed with boobs, panties etc
I think to people like this goofy boob physics have very little to do with realistic simulation of soft body tissue and much more about being a signifier of whom the game is for
fucking hell I'm shit at rigging and I could probably do better than that
100% pure uncut culture.
New dickcheese just dropped.
This is below Skyrim mod level jiggle physics. Sad!
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Upon further research, looks like Stellar Blade (the game said footage is from) is the latest game chuds have decided is "theirs", ala Kingdom Come: Deliverance, Hatred, etc.
Though this time it's even dumber, since they're doing the game version of the forced Sydney Sweeney discourse, where they act like conventionally attractive women are extinct/it's illegal to be attracted to them.
As these things always go: If the game does well, they'll take credit and proclaim it a victory over the "wokes". And if it does poorly: They'll either say that the sjws rigged the system against it or it just wont be acknowledged.
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—They're bigger than that, Chris, they're large, I mean, if you've got an anatomy book at home, take it out, throw it in the bin, it's worthless. The anatomy books now will have to be rewritten.
—What will they say?
—They'll quite simply say that this isn't fanservice, this is actual realistic boob physics, everything else would be a footnote.
—We're pushed for time, can you sum it up in a word?
—No.
—A sound?
—[some sloshy jiggly sound]
—Spartacus, thank you.
The boob physics in this game suck.
However the butt physics are top tier. Japan purposely puts shitty boob bounces to troll people who think boobs > butt.
be cooler if they did
knocking myself out every time I get up to speed on the elliptical
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