this post was submitted on 30 Mar 2024
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

When you're trying to find the brown note

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_note

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Life as a composter

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

"No, I actually think he's a brilliant composer, I just said his music stinks"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Made my day 😂

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Well thats one way to make a cacophony

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

It’s 9AM on a Saturday And I am dropping a deuce There’s a piano sitting next me My bowels are sloppy and loose

“Maybe a bit too relatable?” - Billy Joel (probably)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Beethoven's 5th movement

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I used to work at a recording studio in the 90s. There was a telephone in the bathroom. Once I asked why and my boss said that sometimes people needed a private place to use the phone and that when John Mellencamp recorded an album there back in the 80s, he spent a lot of his down time using the bathroom phone.

It was unknown if he did so while pooping.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Time for a bit of a tinkle on the ivory

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Me, playing the Sims when poor.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

And for my last movement...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Hey! The acoustics are just better in here....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Never know when you'll have a flush of inspiration.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Being shit at Juliard be like:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Genius idea if it's a public toilet. No more need to cough to signify my occupation

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Where I live I could pickup a free piano, any kind I want even grand, every day of the year. If only I had more room in my bathroom

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Clearly they do know when inspiration will hit, as it does for a lot of us.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Beethoven famously kept a chamber pot under his piano bench