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Trump Releases ‘God Bless The USA’ Quran (www.theonion.com)
submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago

The fucking onion

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So the Saudi prince comes to me and says Allah, very great - the best, is the Light of the heavens and the earth. Very magnificent, folks! Many people - smart beautiful people - are holding fast to his rope, folks!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

...are holding fast to his rope, folks!

Oh! I lost it there!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

I want to hear his pitch for the Confucian Analects.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

OK but here me out

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Israel has hypnotized the world. May Allah awaken the people and help them to see the evil doings of Israel and the United States

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Israel has hypnotized the world. May Allah awaken the people and help them see the evildoings of Israel and the United States.

-Imam bin Trump

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (3 children)

This isn’t real, is it?

…

IS IT?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

No, but he did do this with a Bible, which is what they're making fun of.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Not yet!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)