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If you got the money to maintain these shitty hairstyles, save it for a while then move back to Dresden germany-cool

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

Zone of Interest

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I hate all these white boys...

gigachad

Say no more, king.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My friends used to bully me for getting the "Hitler youth haircut" and I am grateful for that now

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I think of it as my butch era.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

lol same here

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

Maybe if they got rid of that ol' yee-yee ass haircut they got, they'd get some bitches on their dick

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I go fully hairless from toes to scalp. I'll never be able to afford adulthood so I just stay babymaxxing

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Whatever exists in creation without my knowledge exists without my consent.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

Reject hitler youth hair. Embrace growing your hair out.

Infinite compliment glitch.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Yup, long hair + cool mustache = more compliments than I've ever gotten before in my life

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I'm a big fan of long hair in theory, but in practice it annoyed me all the time so I cut it short again (though not to hitler youth levels).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I buzzed my head when I realized the baldness didn't sustain having long hair anymore, grew a goatee instead (can't grow a full beard coz of a skin condition). I barely remember what I looked like without goatee and with hair.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)

i do hate the "shaved on the sides long on top" crap. I leave my hair long on top but i don't shave the sides so i don't look like a fuckin douchebag.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

David Lynch maybe the exception

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

David Lynch doesn't shave the sides down to a buzzcut.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If i did shaved sides and longer on top look people would think Im some medieval monk lol. Whaddup male pattern balding gang

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I just have very little hair on top and a lot of it on the sides/back, so I have Nature's own tonsure

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

They love that haircut while making racist comments about “broccoli hair”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Please post said haircut. I'm very afraid I'm rocking said haircut. (Just let me have my mullet in peace!)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Idk I just have no idea what the hell else to do with my hair. Long all over/short all over just looks bad to me and anything else is too complex for me to do right. It's not shaved on the sides, but it's generally a number 1~2.