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[–] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago (7 children)

I know that sign is there because someone tried to do this, but I can't imagine what had to happen for someone to walk face first into their own reflection lol

[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago

I wonder if it mostly happens when people are looking down at their phones. There is a pole on my campus that I have seen multiple people walk into while texting. Then again, my cat has been trying to fight her doppelganger in the mirror for years now and she's smarter than a few people I know.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

That actually happened with a former coworker of mine, the clumsiest person I've ever met. (Me being the second one)

One of the bathrooms at the hotel we were staying at had a mirror covering the entire wall. Of course the clumsy guy tried to walk into the mirror, bashing his face. It was hilarious!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I thought the same thing. Though it looks like the mirror is at an angle in the corner so I could imagine approaching it from the left or right means you don't see your reflection until you connect with it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I wonder, aside from other potential explanations, if our brain recognizes it's us and momentarily ignores it. Delaying the recognition and connection just a little too long.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

ngl sometimes i assume it's another person coming at me and only realise that it's a mirror when i'm on the imminent crash course with the other me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I was just playing Football

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Vampires be like

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

My dumb ass was staring at the picture for like 30 seconds asking myself "what mirror?"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I see the quotation marks ... so it's not actually a mirror?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Nah m8, you ever play Mario 64?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

"yes"

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I'm so sorry for your loss...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

More like the American school system isn't really "education"

And this is actually a better example than most

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

One of the few subs I miss is /r/SuspiciousQuotes. Anyone know of any Lemmy equivalent?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

You can always start a channel

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Don't let them fool us, there's alternate reality behind that mirror.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Yeah but it's an even worse timeline than the one we're already saddled with.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

flying cars, clean air, courteous people, no violence

"This is like a utopia!"

Goes into a diner for breakfast; bacon doesn't exist

"THIS IS HELL!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Or it could be the timeline where Harambe survived

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

The Unknown lives behind there

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Don't tell me what to do!

breaks nose walking into mirror

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

It’s a trick to keep you trapped. You are already in the mirror, you’ve been here for a long time. Run! Escape!!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Mirrors are a conspiracy.

They think they can hide the shadow realm from us!!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Mirrors are the best reflection. Everybody says so.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

You do and suddenly wake up the Mario N64 music.