Norwegian here, got all the eggs I need.
This is obviously an attempt by the scheming swarthy Sw*des [spit] to slander our objectively superior culture.
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Norways superior culture: oil
We're just objectively better. Has nothing to do with oil. Swedes are like the Italians of Scandinavia. [spits]
[Gets popcorn.]
They may have wild-boar gas station hotdogs, but what is that compared to our majestic fjords?
Pathetic.
wild-boar gas station hotdogs
I'm American and now that I think about it - I can't imagine why hoggy places like Alabama don't have wild-boar hotdogs - with or without the gas station.
"Where ya goin', honey?"
"Gotta get gas."
"While you're there - get some dubya-bee dogs wouldja?"
"We got some in the fridge."
"Not anymore."
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I googled and I found a restaurant in Colorado that has them: Wild Boar Dog at Biker Jim's Gourmet Dogs in Denver.
I've heard that there are at least 30-50 of them in every USAmerican back yard at any given time, so yeah, that is pretty weird
got all the eggs I need
Yeah cause you're hoarding them duh
Sounds like something a Sw*de would say
Norwegians facing a shortage as Easter nears are hoarding eggs from neighboring Sweden
That's not even a sentence, what the fuck, AP?
I don't know if you saw my other AP post but they said the Pope was "looking strong" and mentioned him giving "marching orders". Something weird is going on over there. In the past I've mentioned how much I like AP's sedated, "just the facts" reporting due to their newswire history. I hope they haven't decided to shake things up. It's a worry they have.
They had an excellent live page for the Gaza war but just ~6 weeks into the fighting they ruined it by crippling the "live" part and removing time stamps. [Ninja edit. I just checked to make more fun of AP but it seems the page is back to normal and worth following.]
it's clunky and awkward, but it does parse
"Norwegians facing a shortage as Easter nears" is the subject, with an extended adjectival phrase
Norwegians facing a shortage as Easter nears are hoarding eggs from neighboring Sweden
We could phrase it more naturally like
Facing a shortage as Easter nears, Norwegians are hoarding eggs from neighboring Sweden
It needs commas I think.
Norwegians, facing a shortage as Easter nears, are hoarding eggs from neighboring Sweden.
This is very worrying. The average Swede lays just 10 eggs per year. That is not enough to both feed the Norwegians and hatch the next generation of Swedes.
I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but I do know it will be fought for Easter eggs
Egg kulaks. Egglaks. Kuleggs?
Neighborhood spat but on the level of nation states, that's nuts
Expect more like this as the Second Cold War continues to stress europe's relations.
Russia engineered the Great Norwegian Egg Famine of 2024 to sow discord inside NATO. Putin personally ate all the eggs in Norway with Stalin's comically oversized spoon.
don't be fooled by fakes! Stalin's comically oversized spoon was cast before the trinity tests and thus bears such radiological signature of its time -- the real spoon is currently housed within the ISS, and its earthfall is greatly anticipated by Marxist Astrologists.
what is an Easter nears and why are they hoarding eggs from neighbouring Sweden
Now you know the power of having a monopoly over all the eggs in China.
i thought people in europe finally gave up on eggs like last year
people over there still eat those things? i guess it must besome weird holiday thing for easter