I mean, the flaunting of sexual organs as an attempt to show fitness for mating isn't exactly unlike those things

Yeah I hate it when I'm trying to enjoy myself at the park and there's a bunch of birds screaming at the top of their lungs about sex.

Who Men or Birds? I mean that applies to both. If we are doing this whole sweeping generalization thing.

But seriously majority of Men aren't jerks. Just a surprising number of men who go around hitting/trying to get laid all the time are.

It's just a cacophony of male birds literally shouting it over each other all day from sunrise to sunset.

Nature is so beautiful 😍

Have you ever just sat and admired a well-tumbled stone? They're pretty to look at.

Bonus, if your person is the right type of crafty, they can turn those nice rocks into jewelry! I have a couple pieces my wife has made because they were just interesting stones she's found she thought I'd like.

Well I mean... Not exactly limited to girls. Who doesn't like a nice shiny rock? Nobody, that's who. Show me one person who claims to not have at least one good rock somewhere in their house. Can't do it can yeh? Didn't think so.

One of my exes gave me a pebble, and said something about penguins giving a partner a pebble and they keep it for life. Pretty sure I lost it after a couple of weeks, and found a similar looking one and she never caught on ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

And they're really just looking for good genes and not all the other stuff tied to what's perceived as a successful human relationship.

Women ☕

Always complaining about the problems they face and find relatable, smh they just can't stop victimizing men

Ducks don't even ask. They just rape. Most birds don't have a penis, but ducks do. It's for raping.

No, Ron. Go find Becky.

Not if you don't have hands

Pigeon nests are even shittier than that. They literally put some twigs down and call it a day. Honestly it's a wonder how they even survive. Google for 'pigeon nest' for a good laugh, they're just so terrible at it, like imagine a person giving bits of wood as a house.

Puffing their chest, wiggling their heads and weirdly "dancing" while rotating in place?

It's also how it works in Stardew Valley

Definitely not ducks.

Our species' talent is speech, and that's what we use to flirt. That seems natural to me.

We use to when we had free time. All work and no play makes you a dull boy.