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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I would absolutely eat two of these in a row and then think about possibly eating a third one but decide not to because I'd already feel a heartburn coming on by then.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Yeah... It may be unorthodox, but the caveman portion of my brain is ready to decimate this full stop

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I thought this was one of those Korean street vendor corn dogs where the meat is wrapped in cheese. Took me a minute to realize the pale part is apparently a hollowed out pickle.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

oh my god I didn't realize until I read your comment

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

I'd try it. It seems like top tier weird fair food

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

I feel like that blond lady meme with the "yuck!" face and then the "well, maybe?" face...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

I’m not saying this doesn’t fit here, but I’m also not saying I wouldn’t try this.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Is that a dill pickle that the hot dog is stuffed into? Probably better than a normal corn dog, I'd try it.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Oh.

... OH!!

OH God no!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Dip that thing in cheese sauce and now you got a stew going!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

That looks great to me. I'd definitely try it out

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

You take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese, roll it in a ~~pizza~~ pickle..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I feel like the pickle would be a soggy mess by the time the hot dog was hot, but I love this concept.