The pink one that looked like Pepto bismol was the only one I ever touched, often when I was tired of slurping down unhealthy amounts of energy drinks

the old glass bottles were the best for making waterfall gravity bongs

Please just @ me next time. I didn't have a gas station near me (suburban hell), but my friend's apartment he lived in was right next to one and we drank way too many of them.

This was my life.

Orange carrot was my favorite. Made me think I got a healthy dose of vegetables that helped my eyesight while binging videogames for endless hours a day.

They were so good but they made so many people feel sick because of the sugar alcohols.

I regret never having tried one

Damn that shit really just disappeared and no one cared

how do you milk a lizard?

now i'm thinking about the random juice flavor I found freshman year of college in the 24/7 corner store across the street from my dorm that was right beside a hole-in-the-wall 24/7 (they closed at like 4:00am but still) pizza restaurant run by a mediterranean family so they had baklava and french fries I could order at 2:00am on a monday night. i ran off that goddamn juice and baklava for a year straight it was the greatest year of my life. gotta remember the juice brand (it was in one of those weird bottles similar to the Sobe but only proportionally - the flavor was like goddamn coconut lime or something holy shit)

The dotcom era was the golden age of treats

Sobe had an energy drink back then I used to love. It came in a small can. I drank it for a year or so. It just disappeared one day and I cannot even find a trace of it online last time I looked. I started liking them because they gave them out for free at Ozzfest one year 😂

Damn we were kings once

Yeah once I had my first job and was going to university I would buy like one every single day. It was so fucking good. I was drinking way too much pop and fruitopia so I ended up with cavities on all my fucking molars. Now I'm just a water drinker with an occasional grape soda treat once a week maybe. Unless I'm feeling especially stressed. So usually it's two a week actually.