the smurfs may be commies but they're also incels. they make(!) one (1) smurfwoman for themselves and i really dont want to know what they do to her...
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Smurfette was actually created by Gargamel to divide the Smurf Society...
...oh no 
Are women bourgeois?
oh yeah, sorry, i misremembered. wait, so smurfette is a CIA defector?
women were created by the cia 
it's the only gay bomb they actually managed to get working (because liking women is gay, you know)
ur goddamn right liking women is gay 
Maybe they have an almost entirely volcel society
I'm reminded of The Venture Brothers scene where the henchmen are arguing about if Smurfs are mammals or not.
Uphold Smurfism Leninist thought
Wrong color fist 
Socialism: Utopian and Smurftific
The Union of Smurfiet Smurfulist Republics
Smurfpublic
In 2011 a french guy wrote a book accusing the Smurfs of being antisemites, racists and communists: Smurfs accused of antisemitism and racism
Antoine Buéno, a lecturer at Sciences Po university in Paris, makes the claims in his new book Le Petit Livre Bleu: Analyse critique et politique de la société des Schtroumpfs, in which he points out that the Smurfs live in a world where private initiative is rarely rewarded, where meals are all taken together in a communal room, where there is one leader and where the Smurfs rarely leave their small country.
"Does that not remind you of anything? A political dictatorship, for example?" asks Buéno, going on to compare the Smurfs' world to a totalitarian utopia reminiscent of Stalinist communism (Papa wears a red outfit and resembles Stalin, while Brainy is similar to Trotsky) and nazism (the character of the Smurfs' enemy Gargamel is an antisemitic caricature of a Jew, he proposes). A story about the Black Smurfs, meanwhile, in which the Smurfs are bitten by a fly which turns their skin black and renders them unable to speak, has colonial overtones.
never ever had i expected someone to make a book length argument on how the smurfs are fucking nazbols lmao
Schtroumpfs
bring back hanging. for french only
Potentially a gender-less society too. The only "girl" smurf was made by Gargamel through magic, right?
That's Smurfunism to you, you smurfing Smurf